taoa2.blogspot.com

2002-02-04T17:35:00.000-06:00

Anyone can post here
Okay, since I got the news system on TAOA's index page I won't be posting here anymore.

So If you have a site and want to promote it, you can do so by posting your news update here or whatever the fuck you want to post. If you want to get some Extra hits just Email me. My email address is all over the place so find it.

2002-02-01T13:43:00.000-06:00

Media section
Unavailable at the moment. The only working media are the deaths videos

2002-01-31T17:35:00.000-06:00

Linkers
I'm tired of this shit. Webamsters e-mail me wanting for thier sites to be listed in TAOA link section but they don't put up the link for this site. Those site are banned from the links now. You fucking know who you are

The only way for a link to be put on the links-o-rama is if I like the site or if the webmaster put a link to this site first
Here you bastards

2002-01-30T14:21:00.000-06:00

http://www.portland.co.uk
I hate their service!!!! They suck shit beyond belief. The fucking idiots can't even get their server not to crash in a single week.
Okay, it's out of my system.

I'm hungry so screw updating.

2002-01-29T13:43:00.000-06:00

slow
The new look of TAOA is a bit slow to load so sorry about that. As soon as I find a new and faster server w/ cgi-bin all that will change.

2002-01-26T14:43:00.000-06:00

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2002-01-23T17:48:00.000-06:00

I fucked up
Piece fo shit!!! I accidentally deleted new words for the dicktionary. I took me a good 2 hours to find all of it and I deleted it in milliseconds.

Ah well, so I fuck up once in while. No one gives a rats ass so fuck it!

2002-01-23T13:40:00.000-06:00

shit
I'm working on new shitz for the site but I'm also working on a few essays so update will be slow this week.

Right now I'm still debating wether too keep the forum or destroy it. the forum has been dead since last year so there's no use keeping it. However, if I find enough time I'll re-model it. All new images and everything. You can now post w/o registration @ least last week but now it's close for the moment.

Btw, I wrote a bunch of new stuff for everyone to read but as usual they're not posted yet. I don't have a lot of internet time these days so bare w/ me. Another point worth mentioning is that I found a server that has a cgi-bin. Woohoooooooo.

Last one, Sir EL is finally on board but he's as lazy as I am so daily update isn't going to happen.

2002-01-19T18:54:00.000-06:00

Girls of The All Out Assault
I spent almost 1 hour uploading the pics but it's worthit! I think this is the biggest update so far so if you're here you're lucky. But then again, all the pics that you're about to see are all over the net. The only difference now is there are no pass words to apply too.

W/O further a do here are the girls ot TAOA

2002-01-17T18:48:00.000-06:00

POLL
Dammit!!! the poll is ruining the site look.

Fuckwit table command lines, can't even stretch properly. Dreamweaver suck shit!

Oh yeah, check this out.

2002-01-15T14:12:00.000-06:00

links
Just removed a few cuz I'm just pissed. Fucktards!!!!
edit: Some moron just stole my sketch book! God damit!! I can't get over this shit.
I just wish that whoever stole my drawing would die in a horible mess

Also, some faggot(MIKUL of numbness.net) emailed me wanting for his site to be listed HERE: a link exchange if you will. So I put up a link here and so did he, BUT when I went back to his site a couple of days later, he took the link to this site off. What a fucking liar that kid is. LINK EXCHANGE YOUR OWN ASS NEXT TIME.

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2002-01-14T09:56:00.000-06:00

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2002-01-13T16:10:00.000-06:00

Done
Okay, I'm done posting and uploading. Here's the spec's:

Fun pics(01)-Some of them has been uploaded so check 'em out. It was about 3megs so it's not that much. Check out the .gif once they're pretty funny.

Nasty pics-There's some new shit there so check 'em. There's more coming this week.

Finally, I updated the look of the humour section. It's that big of a deal but it took 2 hours so fuck you!!. Also, TAOA now has a Image of the week section.

2002-01-11T10:56:00.000-06:00

Uploaded New stuff
Alright, there's some new shit @ TAOA. Its only been uploaded so it's not ready. However, it should be ready by the end of the day.
I'm still renovating the site so new content are not the priority. Check back every now and again because new shit are bound to be posted.

2002-01-07T14:38:00.000-06:00

Bitching Day
It's a bad day in gutz land! I'm @ Safeway buying food for myself quite contently, but when I got to the casheir there were 3 old ladies with only a few things. So, I stood in line there. A fucking 10 minuetes later the line hasn't move a bloody inch. I take a look and guess what I saw....the old geezer is writting a check and keeps droping the gawd damn pen. So I'm standing there hungry and tired and these relics are enjoying themselves w/ useless bullshit talk.

I then go to school to buy my books(new semester) and the line was a fucking murder. I'm almost @ the cashier; there's only one person in front of me so I'm like YES! FINALLY! But noo no no...The chic that was infront me kept entering the wrong PIN number. It took her 3 tries to realize that you have to pick what account you want that purchase to go to. YES! people are fucking stupid

Hotmail-This motherfucker is operating at magnificent 1bytes/hour. The page download is brutal. If your lucky, the page might load tommorow. It's been this slow since last week. WTF is going on!? I think it's those massive ads that they put on the main page. Greedy son of a bitches!!! It's not enough that they only offer us 2 megs of space but they have to annoy us with useless crap that no one gives a shit about.

One last thing! HOLIDAYS SUCK!!! because of it I'm down $400.00, and the hits to TAOA have gone down considirably. I think my visitors died from over eating and drinking.

2002-01-05T19:03:00.000-06:00

Not much really
Ther's not much going on here @ TAOA xcept a new link has been added to out links-O-rama. Be sure to check all of them. Oh yeah, crazyfuckedupshit.net finally included TAOA at the worthy links section. Isn't that great. Enough sarcasm, and on to the real business.
BTW, dazza the webmaster of crazyfuckedupshit.net made a new site called attractivebabes.com. You guys should really check it out. I could tell you what's inside but that would ruin the surprise.*cough-naked chicks-cough*.
While I'm talking about links I might as well mention Crackheadcam.com for it's very funny intro.

2002-01-03T14:44:00.000-06:00

Have any idea's as to what you're going to do with it?

2002-01-03T13:48:00.000-06:00

I'm back
I'm back in Winnipeg that is--not that anyone cares. Anyway, now that I'm back "home" I should be able to do some update on the site. I'm not gonna put new content but rather re-design the site to a much cleaner look. Right now it looks like shit.

BofW
That section has not been updated for two weeks now. Why? because I'm too lazy and I have sooooo much shitz to do. BUT! once it is updated it will be bigger and better.

2002-01-02T08:31:00.000-06:00

Oh now that pic of the dude with the saw blade through his mouth is a little bit scary! BIZARRE MY FRIEND! Bizarre just the way I like it! heheheeheheh!

2002-01-01T12:46:00.000-06:00

Happy 2002 mofo's
TAOA is on it's second year of operation, well not really. Anyway, to start of the year 2002 I thought I'ld make a nice big update. Not a bad way to start, no?-hehe

Look @ this mofo, that's a fucking saw blade that's sticking out his mouth. That is what I call Mind over idiocy. You might say wtf happen to this guy? Well, he or someone who is willing enough intentionally stuck a saw blade through his piehole to celebrate the Vegetarian Festival of Thailand. Fuck, if that's the way to be a vegetarian then fuck that--I'll roast the next cow I see. See more morons:
[moron1] [moron2] [moron3] [moron4] [moron5] [moron6]

In hockey news: I'm a hockey fan and there's nothing I'ld like to see than good 'ol brawls and fighting. In fact, that's the only reason I watch hockey so w/o further delay I present to you......HOCKEY FIGHTS!!!
[Fight pic] [Video(knockout)] [Video(brawl)] [Video(brawl2)]

2001-12-31T13:50:00.000-06:00

Look @ me!
I'm am sooo beautiful--NOT! It looks like Britney is being fucked up the ass by some lunatic fans.

In other britney news, have you ever wonder what would happen if Britney and Christina A. talked about Eminem. What would the conversation be like? Well if you really want to know then check this out. That's some pretty funny shit.

For more info about Britney go to. AjayOnline.com. The owner of this site is a nutjob(I mean this in a good way) when it come to Britney Spears. Here's some more pics of here.
[Pic1] [Pic2] [Pic3(nice&fake)]

In other news, TAOA would like to thank Hackernetwork.com and buzman.org for bringing hundreds of visitors to The All Out Assault

2001-12-30T16:51:00.000-06:00

I see a new Prank
I'm randomly searching google.com when I stumbled upon an interesting article. It's the postal nemesis. It's a little program that SPAMS a board or any other media where you are allowed to submit stuff. This is a very powerfull "tool" and very destructive.

The Postal Nemesis has been used to spam quite a few ezboard. The only way to stop this from happening to your own ezboard is to turn on Post Flood safety check.

In any case, if you want to download this little program the you can do so HERE

2001-12-30T13:30:00.000-06:00

Hey! I finally made it! Thanks for the invite... this is pretty cool!
[gutz edit=welcome steel and jeff lewis]

2001-12-30T12:46:00.000-06:00

Gear That Any Man Should Have(GTAMSH)
Cell phone/phone-With this, your survival in the city is secure. If you’re hungry, you can call the nearest pizza place so they can feed you. Why pizza? Because it contains the four basic food group (cheese, meat, dough, and those peppers)
-You can do all sorts of shitz w/ this baby: i.e. do prank calls, order porn for entertainment and live porn

Swiss Army Knife-The ultimate knife! Dammit!! You can slice n’ dice everything w/ this contraption. Also, it works mighty fine when cutting those pizza’s you order and those old school beer bottles. More importantly this is what’s it’s capable off.

CAT Steel Toe Boots-This monster of a shoe can survive anything; from rough terrain to the smooth city streets. By the way, this boot is perfect for opening a can of WhoopAss!!!

Back Pack-There’s only one use for this and that is concealing all those beers and other contraband you wish to inhale, suck, and eat.

Timex Ironman (Triathlon)-With this watch you can forget every anniversary, birthdays and all the holidays your wife or girlfriends enjoys because this mighty watch will remember it for you. You can set it up to ring in the year 2095 @ 2:30 in the morning w/ message “you’re too old” if it make you happy.
-Or, you can get the alternative the new Internet Messenger. It’s the same breed but w/ the power to surf the net.

T.V. w/ cable-Life w/o TV is life w/o a dick! Damn! A man needs his sports to be happy. Hot football cheer squads and those blood and gore sports injuries.

NO pictures cause I'm lazy.

2001-12-29T22:23:00.000-06:00

Test, 1, 2, 3...
Ladies and Gentlemen, for you listening pleasure, I present to you Dragontown

2001-12-29T13:46:00.000-06:00

New on The All Out Assault
*claping & shouting*[drumroll]Fucking right!!!! I have uploaded over 10 megabytes of new content and all which are nasty in a good way. Here's the cut down:
8 new multimedia This is like a live death show. It's not pretty to watch but it's sure as hell entertaining.
Medical Images If you're not satisfied with the videos then check these images. There are over 80 images for you to enjoy.
You think, you can handle all that?

2001-12-29T11:17:00.000-06:00

Morning Experiment
I'm still figuring things out here @ taoa2.blogspot.com so bare with me for a couple of sec. Also blogger.com is still messed up so I can't really do anything.

edge & lewis hop to it;)

2001-12-28T22:04:00.000-06:00

Linx
Well, I posted a few links for everyone to enjoy. Hopefully, there will be more quality links to come. If you know a site w/ greate content or you would like your site to be listed then just e-mail me. To be in the allaince is a whole different story.

NEW member of the Alliance is Project X:: not a very big site but it has a very active Message board unlike TAOA; The site has more unique visitors than the forum has Hits. The forum has only 20 000 plus hits while the site has 23 000 plus unique visitors.
Post you bastards!!!

2001-12-28T12:38:00.000-06:00

TAOA
When I get back to Winnipeg I will be doing some major surgery to the Main Page of taoa. It's biggining to look like shit if it isn't already.

Btw, I have uploaded 3 more megs of funny pictures on the 2000 archive which makes it a total of 200+ pictures. There will be more updates on the comming weeks if not days so watch out for it.

2001-12-28T11:52:00.000-06:00

Security Breech
Due to what happened yesterday @ Blogger.com, taoa.blogspot.com was rendered useless.
I can no longer access that particular account; therefore, taoa2.blogspot.com will be the new home of news.
All important bullshit will be posted here!!!